This makes me laugh soo much:
Natasha: drop table X.
SQL server: Cannot drop the table ‘X’, because it does not exist or you do not have permission.
Natasha : create table X( x int).
SQL server : There is already an object named ‘X’ in the database.
Natasha : ok sweety, drop table X.
SQL server: Command(s) completed successfully.
Natasha: :-) No matter how stupid you can be sometime, I still love you :-)